You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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