yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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