I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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