I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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