Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Randomize
