im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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