"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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