awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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