Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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