is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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