Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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