If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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