Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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