Just fell off a train. Bad.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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