I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize