I have demons in me.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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