he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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