Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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