She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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