It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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