Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize