I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
kristin has been a bad kristin
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
That reminds me...we need to get swords
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
