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(704): View more from North Carolina

Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...

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(480): View more from Arizona

she looked like the bat from fern gully.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now

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(651): View more from Minnesota

You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.

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(845): View more from New York

First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...

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(801): View more from Utah

I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.

(1-801): View more from Utah

We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.

(801): View more from Utah

I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night

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(914): View more from New York

I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.

(216): View more from Ohio

Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.

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(905): View more from Ontario

how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?

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