Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?