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(269): View more from Michigan

did you hook up austin?

(248): View more from Michigan

No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed

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(831): View more from California

'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason

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(408): View more from California

hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner

(1-408): View more from California

if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends

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(443): View more from Maryland

Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes

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(630): View more from Illinois

which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?

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(631): View more from New York

just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.

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(817): View more from Texas

Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.

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(469): View more from Texas

The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.

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