YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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