We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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