fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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