I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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