Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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