Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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