Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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