i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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