In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Found the puke drawer
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I wear drunk well.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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