There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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