New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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