I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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