Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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