That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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