he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
the liver wants what the liver wants
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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