I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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