woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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