she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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