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  • 81 53
    Submitted by hacker201 on Feb 3, 11 at 4:25pm

    If he said "suck me beautiful" would that have done the trick?

  • 66 52
    Submitted by speedway on Feb 4, 11 at 10:11am

    Yes, because everybody wants to blow something that's referred to as a weasle? WTF.

  • 68 56
    Submitted by ElectricBuckeye on Feb 3, 11 at 3:19pm

    Were you trying to sleep with Pauly Shore, buuuuuudy?

    • 42 52
      Submitted by Nightshade on Feb 4, 11 at 11:44am

      That comment has awesome written all over it.

  • 76 72
    Submitted by astonmartin on Feb 3, 11 at 2:19pm

    Wow, that didn't work? Frigid.

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Michguy on Feb 3, 11 at 7:17pm

    I see someone is a cold fish.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by cads on Feb 3, 11 at 2:58pm

    Ew! I wouldn't want my lips near vermin. If he was smart he'd cave called it something other than an animal that is known for carrying disease and being a cunning thief.

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    Submitted by dadx2 on Feb 3, 11 at 4:21pm

    Such romance. The man is a poet.

  • Submitted by niceman on Feb 3, 11 at 3:31pm

    You selfish little cunt.