apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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If he said "suck me beautiful" would that have done the trick?
Yes, because everybody wants to blow something that's referred to as a weasle? WTF.
Wow, that didn't work? Frigid.
Were you trying to sleep with Pauly Shore, buuuuuudy?
That comment has awesome written all over it.
Such romance. The man is a poet.
Ew! I wouldn't want my lips near vermin. If he was smart he'd cave called it something other than an animal that is known for carrying disease and being a cunning thief.
I see someone is a cold fish.
You selfish little cunt.