It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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