i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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