He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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