i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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