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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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