Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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