I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
