For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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