LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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