I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Damn victory sex feels great
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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