think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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