normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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