take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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