we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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